Warnambool Wank

Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.

by Slicker March 29, 2008

Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

by Max2001 March 21, 2021

Hutchence wank

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

by Giacomo Mentum June 5, 2009

bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 7, 2010

Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.

"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"

by Shabberz February 14, 2013

wank star

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.

Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013