Wylson

Total fucking bad ass. Guy who gets straight A's and drinks like a boss. Heavy drug user. Guy who gets a 36 on the ACT while hungover and really high.

Someone who goes so hard it is ridiculous, whether it is doing school work, drinking beer, taking drugs, lifting weights, ext...

Guy 1: Dude who is that guy mackin on those two super hot biddies?
Guy 2: I don't know his name but he is a total Wylson, i saw him chug a whole bottle of vodka earlier.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I wish i was him.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Wilsonism

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.

Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.

by Acappella Productions July 9, 2007

Wilfong

A guy who's a true loser. This guy sucks at life and you never wanna be around him

"Look at that stupid Wilfong over there."

by kinvara5 December 21, 2015

wilsone

massive marijuana smoker that is put on probation because the narcs are whack.

I wish I could just bust a wilsone right now but I gotta drink alchohol instead cuz im on probation.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Wilsonesque

Somebody or something that exhibits incredibly pathetic qualities in multiple ways simultaneously.
From the administration of Woodrow Justo Wilson.

That investment strategy is just incredibly Wilsonesque. Not only are the returns sub=par, the risk is is also high than the market.

by Leony's Cat June 13, 2010

wilson476

A very awesome players of Cheatskape, and Heaven-pkz. Also one of the legendary pkers on both servers. Likes to own noobs daily.

oh my goodness, you just wilson476'd him.

by HoobaHooba September 2, 2010

WilsonsWar

A native american who lives/breathes/defends their land and people.

WilsonsWar is a hero!

by ALALALALA. May 15, 2011