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white wedding

A wedding in which the bride can wear white for the traditional reason, that she is a virgin. Extremely rare these days, so much that it is often used ironically, such as in the Billy Idol song.
Drew: "I can't believe my little sister is getting married."
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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white girl

Girls often seen at Starbucks and commenting on Facebook about how gamer they are when they don't know how to operate an Xbox also saying excessively how that if they eat carbs they will get fat
White girl: OMG im such a gamer I just beat my beauty salon game at Starbucks.
by raeisamazing December 18, 2013
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White Center

A small area of unincorporated King County south of Seattle and north of Burien. Population consists of mainly Southeast Asians, Russians, Latinos and white trash and ghetto blacks. There are lots of Cambodian, Vietnamese and Mexican businesses (grocery, video, clothes, eateries), pawn shops, bars and some recent developments. The place can seem intimidating and at first, but the people are actually friendly. If you don't start shit and act like you are the shit then shit won't happen to you. Lots of places to eat if you are into Southeast Asian and Mexican cuisines. Best time to go are in the daytime since gang activity at night is still something of a concern.
The Vietnamese pho place in White Center had awesome pho, but was dirty as hell just like way back in the old country.
by SecretSeattleMan April 21, 2011
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White House Potential

1) White House Potential is when you do something really good like having sex with a bunch of ladies or scoring lots of A+'s.

If you have White House Potential you are highly respected and you have a lot of power.. it means that you have the potential to become USA's president


2) Warm Hole Provider.

A woman who you really don't care about at all, besides the fact that she provides you with a warm hole every once in a while.
1) Nikola that just scored 5 A's and took 5 strikeout's in a row: "Oh god i rock"
Random: "yea you have a lot of White House Potential

2)So there's this chick I'm nailing, hopefully she doesn't want a relationship, because I would love to keep her as my WHP.
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White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.
My girl freind went white river rafting last night.
by Schweezie_F_baBY September 18, 2010
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White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"
Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"
by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011
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White End

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.
Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...
by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011
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