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tristan da cunha

The most remote inhabited island on earth, with a population of about 200. There is literally, and I mean literally, nothing to do there. It is a volcanic island that could literally erupt an any moment and nobody would care.
Guy: hey man have you heard of Tristan da Cunha?
Other guy: What's a "Tristan da Cunha"?
by SolaniTuberose December 1, 2016
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Tistico

A name used to call someone "autistic," though not in a literal sense (hence TISTICo).
Tistico tried to run down the hill fast, but forgot it was covered in snow and slid halfway down it.
by enemy_of_heimer February 27, 2017
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Tristalyn

Tristalyn is a short brown haired
Green eyed girl who is always very particular with everything when she is nice you know you earned it downside she has a temper and a large ego, YES HER NAME DOes EXIST
Warning Tristalyns are high maintenance. Are you sure you can handle all dat 👏🏻
by brookeshshshssh June 26, 2018
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Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.
Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree
by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018
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Tristen

Tristen is a boss. He'll daddy your ass so hard you'll explode. He's an American bred beast that handles guns and owns a reclusive apocalypse farm somewhere in the country.
When he's not nailing college, he basically only plays 40k. That's it. The reason why is 'cause Josh won't invite him to his TF2 games.
He also loves cats.
Oh shit there goes Tristen! I heard he likes eating ass!
God, he's so dreamy!
by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019
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Tristan Kleemann

A German male who is quite fond of the sport "Tennis". He also enjoys tea and crumpets while stuffing down an enjoyable steak sandwich that was made by his father. He also has a great grandfather who happens to be a nazi and a great-great-grandfather who was a Chinese emperor. He is known to sleep around with several men such as Aidan Maughan, Alexander Prodromidis, and Henry Starr (H).
Tristan Kleemann requested to passionately kiss me on the mouth and then proceed to make sweet love
by Fungles November 22, 2021
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Tista

She is the sweetest girl. She will stop Netflix or youtube to text you back

Don't betray her she will kill you. She is loyal to all her friends . She wil respect you if you will respect her back. If you have Tista out there and you like her just said it to her she will probably like you back.
Tista is very awesome
by Good deverat November 23, 2021
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