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Twitter

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter
by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022
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Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
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stan twitter

just lame idolatry that needs to dissipate soon or the implications for pop music will be something substantially worse than ironic. I’d like to add that I don’t think Eminem deserves to have inadvertently coined the unfortunate term “stan,” but that would be a stan Eminem thing to say, and, let’s face it, I have been a stan, a shameful thing to admit, but at least not a “swift or”! despite admittedly liking much of the over-comparatively unduly hyped, bland-ish pop star’s (redundant?) “music.”
to Sky Ferreira Twitter-stan is an exercise in unironic self-abasement, but definitely retains a certain underground style, qua ultimate pop hero(in(e)), unlike most of so-called stan Twitter
by skyferreirastan3000 October 28, 2022
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twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.
Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!
by al pal April 3, 2016
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Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.
Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew
by Icyyy July 17, 2013
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Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
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Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
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