Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.

Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.

by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011

hate troll

Someone who spends a lot of time going to online comment sections NOT to make pertinent points but simply to publish ugly hateful remarks that have NOTHING to do with subject of article.

Sam, a certified hate troll, spends hours watching Youtube videos showing Obama in his daily life in the White House then makes comments such as "I can't wait until this evil, immoral POS and his crap family leaves!"

by Nuschler 121 January 1, 2015

troll framing

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.

Was that a coincedence or just troll framing?

by Am PM April 14, 2010

Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.

"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

Troll-Trapper

Jealous asshole who doesn't want you to succeed.

Teacher : I'm going to make sure you don't get into a good college.

Me : Go fuck yourself troll-trapper, I'll find my own damn college.

by Jay Bird 850 July 6, 2010

Sora the Troll

Nerd

You're being such a Sora the troll you still chin chin

by Chinchinmaster October 18, 2019