Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.

Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

turkey jerky

Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.

Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.

by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

arabian turkey goggles

Places ones testicles upon the face of a incapacitated person due to intoxication.

Noah got the arabian turkey goggles last night by the "tripod."

by Hamas Al-hazir December 27, 2006

Turkey Pouch

someones ball sack ie scroutem

Adam like to lick my turkey pouch

by Talen September 19, 2005

Albuquerque Turkey

A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.

The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.

Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?

Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.

Gross!

by Obi-Zahn Kenobi January 11, 2011

Bubbly Turkey

A sexual position involving a man or woman squirting hot turkey grease into the vagina and/or butthole with a warm, lubricated turkey baster and then another man or woman shoves their face into said vagina and/or butthole and blows bubbles

Christopher -"oh mitchell, you give the best bubbly turkeys ever!"
Mitchell- "I know, now you owe me a bubbly turkey"

by bubblyturkeymaster July 6, 2009

Dirty Turkey

When you stick your cock up a girls arse, then slap her in the face with it leaving poo on her face. Pretty much a mix between a Dirty Sanchez and a Turkey Slap.

Im so gonna give Suzie a Dirty Turkey on the weekend

by Bacon lips October 19, 2011