A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the Toilet Beefmug. by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005
Get the beef curtinsmug. a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".
by brian March 14, 2004
Get the beef curtiansmug. by Au jus November 26, 2009
Get the beef dipmug. Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
Get the Beef Eatermug. Sea beef is another name for lobster. The term was coined in the late 1990’s by grade 12 economics student Michael Wang when he proved that lobster is a perfect economic substitute for beef. When studying the decline in demand for beef during the mad cow scare, Wang noticed that lobster demanded levels rose in direct collation with the declining consumption of beef. Wang wrote a B+ paper on the subject entitled ‘The Beef of the Sea’.
by Abu Nasser September 29, 2004
Get the sea beefmug. Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina
Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco
Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse
Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco
Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse
by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008
Get the Beef in Tacomug.