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Thomas Bergersen 

The co-founder of Two Steps From Hell, a music production company who make epic music for trailers.

The modern day Mozart.

His own album, 'Illusions', was released in June. The song of the same name is the most amazing thing I have ever heard.

His world music features beautiful melodies, orchestra, traditional western choir, and sometimes complementary electronic sounds, the most gorgeous vocals ('Ocean Princess', 'Femme Fatale').
Person 1: What's some good trailer music I can listen to?

Person 2: Definitely try Two Steps From Hell or Thomas Bergersen.

Person 1: I was seriously pissed when 'Infinite Legends' was used in that fucking Twilight trailer.

Person 2: Well, it's good for publicity I guess...
Thomas Bergersen by PomiWells July 17, 2011

thomas smith 

Thomas Smith an awesome guy that would be dating a girl named Olivia he’s very outgoing and loves to hear problems from friends when needed help. Also he’s very very sexy and had a massive penis
Wow Thomas Smith is so cool
thomas smith by Jacob Pope December 13, 2019

Thomas the tank engine 

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

Thomas Shitt

A fictitious football player featured with the likes of Kelly Goosecock and Danny Provolone in an NFL Films-themed parody in one of the early Camp Kill Yourself(CKY) videos that would become the blueprint for Jackass featuring such mainstays as Bam Margera, Chris Raab, Brandon DiCamilo and Rake Yohn.
Commentator: And it was Thomas Shitt who hauled in a 35-yard touchdown pass and dazzled spectators with a game-winning 75-yard field goal!
Thomas Shitt by joshua reauz November 8, 2007

thomas jefferson 

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.
I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

Thomas Echlund 

Unnaturally small individual. Also goes by the name of "Tiny Tim from Smallville". His bestfriend is absolutely amazing. Her initials are MCH. She is drop dead sexy. Thomas attends Yulee High School in Northern Florida. His hobbies include Soccer, being a G, and attending to MCH's every beck and call.
"Wow, you haven't even grown an inch since freshman year! You must be a Thomas Echlund!"
Thomas Echlund by MC-Booty November 16, 2009