pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.

"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021

Pussy pound

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius

B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said

by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Pussy wind

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth.
it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.

Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.

by someone who loves cake:) June 4, 2014

Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.

Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.

by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010