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Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.
Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!
by Duke3478 November 4, 2020
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Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.
Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!
by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014
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taint titties

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!
by Olygote December 19, 2016
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taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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