An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Statusmug. A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
Get the Buffer Relationship Statusmug. putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
Get the away message statusmug. When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.
"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."
by Alione April 19, 2016
Get the Pull up statusmug. When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee October 23, 2012
Get the Soft Serve Statusmug. by Mmots April 26, 2012
Get the Diss-status-fiedmug. by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021
Get the Social Status Resetmug.