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English

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s
I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff
by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021
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English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.
Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P
by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018
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English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020
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Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
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The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
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