Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
"The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com
by Smidge204 April 7, 2004
Get the crash land nakedmug. A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.
If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....
by the mond January 15, 2009
Get the Techno Land Piratemug. A woman's ass that is so large that it creates it's own warp through time, worlds, and space. All kinds of matter get's engulfed never to be seen again in a Land of the Lost Ass.
Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.
by srjg May 18, 2009
Get the Land of the Lost Assmug. Most well known as the intro and outro for gaming youtuber Summoning Salt, and a song frequently used by commentary and YouTube poop youtuber EmpLemon, most famously in his Dale Earnhardt video, after the quote "Come on, have you ever seen a NASCAR fly?"
by whatismyname182 September 2, 2021
Get the We're Finally Landingmug. by Wood69911 March 9, 2019
Get the Citizen land minemug. An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020
Get the Alabama landing stripmug. No man’s sky but it’s been oppositized
by hahahrghh October 19, 2020
Get the yes womens landmug.