Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

arabian goggle eyes

When you squat over someone's face and place a scrotum on each eyeball

Mac gave Ross an Arabian goggle eyes when he was sleeping

by Mac&Ross November 3, 2015

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022

Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.

I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.

by ncase23 June 13, 2016

green goggles

When you go home with someone because you think they have money.

"Dude Sarah did you have the green goggles on last night, when you went home with that hobbit."

by show pony 1 September 12, 2006