Smack Tard 

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

Smack Tard by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

Gay-tard 

a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys.

-wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.

Gay-tard by krisjan morrow (i am hot.) June 22, 2004

Hairy tard 

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.

"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"

Hairy tard by vintage tard November 2, 2004

Christmas Card Tard 

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!

Christmas Card Tard by EvanMileus March 8, 2008

fuck tard 

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

fuck tard by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

bored tard 

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

bored tard by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005

Fuck Tard 

One Who Is Stupid, Annoying, Ignorant, or in anyway unpleasant.

Hey, Jimmy, Stop Being Such a Fuck Tard.

Fuck Tard by Emzry September 18, 2006