Fox News Wife

Your typical woman who doesn't watch the news or pay attention to politics, yet is able to recite a list of things she is currently mad about. This is usually due to being married to a republican who watches fox news all day.
She was spouting conflicting ideologies like she didn't understand what she was saying - what a fox news wife.
by Dracon421 February 21, 2021
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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
by Whack a wife July 19, 2021
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
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Roof or Sister Wife

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy
by Pig granny January 19, 2011
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Eric Cartman’s Wife

Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.
Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, you’re Eric Cartman’s Wife
by My name is Andrea10 May 06, 2010
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whole ass wife

The best of the absolute best. No one will ever compare. The "one"
by youKNOWwhodjs19 October 17, 2018
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