Balding the tires

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

tiese

A forgetful person. Unorganized, makes it her job to help people with their "problems", is usually late. A flaky person with a big heart.

"Where's Tiese?"

Tiese- "Sorry i'm late. I locked my keys in the car!"

by Ashley Cermosa June 22, 2008

High Tide

An open bar. Preferably one stocked full of fine liquor.

I was at Walt and keri's wedding and the High Tide had pants falling down.

by DJL337 December 9, 2008

Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD December 9, 2007

timeskip

going to sleep not when youre tired, but just to progress time forward. usually due to depression

Welp I'm bored, I'm just going to timeskip so it'll be tomorrow already.

by FazeJesus July 26, 2021

Red Tide

A golden shower with a beautiful red tinge resulting from blood in the urine. Often caused by excessive running, urinary tract infections, or the occasional kidney punch.

"Bro, thanks for the kidney punch yesterday, my girl loved the red tide I gave her tonight."

by Bddurden August 23, 2011