Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.

"Vanessa is Tik-Tok washed."

by Big Board July 28, 2021

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

by The legend! June 17, 2021

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020