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Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015
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Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.
by Big Board July 28, 2021
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Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.
by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018
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Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
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Super Wash 18

A setting on a laundry machine . A high power setting.
Lauren: "What do i set the washing machine to?"
Spencer: "Super Wash 18!"
by theranger February 20, 2011
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Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
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pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not
Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021
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