Tingly System

Smacking your weiner until it tingles
by Callus April 08, 2022
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012
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Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255
Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*
by hypebeast42069 July 07, 2022
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System Data

Something that only gives me more reasons to switch to linux
macOS: beep boop retarted OS sounds system data 100,000,000 TB size, please buy new computer
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 09, 2024
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solus system

an osdd system of hot people <3/p -george
"have you heard of solus system?"
"yeah i heard they're all hot bitches"
by whoreishbehavior September 12, 2021
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Reproductive system

What makes babies
Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system
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immeme system

Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.

The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.
MAN 1: "Aw, I have been laughing nonstop. I think my HIV/AIDs is affecting my immeme system."
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*
by RealNossis November 10, 2017
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