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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
mugGet the You Jack Systemmug.

system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food
system safadown food
by Bostar July 22, 2017
mugGet the system safadownmug.

dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
mugGet the dingle-berry removal systemmug.

Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI
You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"
by moose_mousse March 4, 2025
mugGet the Plagiarized information synthesis systemmug.

THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free
by The Hattman November 4, 2020
mugGet the THE SYSTEMmug.

public school system

shit
i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.
1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.

2: Blame the public school system
by aidetaut November 3, 2022
mugGet the public school systemmug.
A exploit that could be used to do something a company doesn't like but didn't impact system stability has been fixed.
"General System Stability Improvements"
-Nintendo after locking Custom Firmware users out of their consoles
by NerdyBoyo November 17, 2020
mugGet the System Stability Improvementsmug.

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