cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 19, 2008

Swieter

The german word for "sweet". meaning fucking bad ass.

my last name is "swieter" than yours!

by tocxicpopsicle February 20, 2009

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

Sheeter

The instantaneous ability to know the geography of any location on the Earth by stepping off the train/tram.

The naturally occurring GPS within one’s mind which prevents any confusion of travel and also recognizing the shortest possible route.

The act of laying sheets.

You're a Sheeter, you just led 30 American's around Europe without looking at a map!

by j-bonz July 25, 2011

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

sweaterhead

street term for uncircumcised male genetalia

European men are generally sweaterheads.

by chiboy09 November 1, 2011