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Spot check

When two or more homies strip naked and check each other’s bodies for any odd spots or moles
A spot check a day keeps the doctor away.
by betamalehawk July 12, 2022
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Sapoto

Proper Noun, meaning "a psychopathic murderer who is very gay and has mental struggles and daddy issues"
Person 1: "Yo, I just commit a mass murder in my high school."
Person 2: "OMG bestie, that is so Sapoto of you!!!!!"
by kingcosmos September 16, 2022
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Spotted Apes and Monkeys

THE TRUE MISSING LINK, PROOF OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BONDAGE OF HUMAN RACE -

A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.

THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE NO SPOTTED APES OR MONKEYS, THE EARTH IS RULED BY ALIENS AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
by 35u48ydfijns February 11, 2023
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Spot the difference

A chain of similar looking emojis with one odd one out. Sometimes it can be hard to find, but sometimes it is very obvious. It is used to attract the girls as it can revitalise dead conversations.
Hey Babe! Try Spot The Difference.

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Her: FOUND IT! BYEEEE!
by spineless inc. February 13, 2023
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Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023
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Spotsexual

someone who gets turned on by beautiful skate spots
When I went skateboarding in San Fran I was very aroused because I am spotsexual
by betamalehawk July 12, 2023
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Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people
Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify
by kudasaixc November 1, 2023
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