Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.

Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"

by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023

bussin stomach

The feeling of discomfort you get in your stomach after excessive drinking/shotgunning

Mike: How do you feel?
Joe: Not so great, I got bussin stomach

by UrbanDoughnut March 23, 2022

slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.

"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"

by KylianKyle March 9, 2017

Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

Stormtrooper

There are two different kinds of Stormtroopers. The most popular definition of a Stormtrooper is the soldiers that fight for the Empire, seen in the Star Wars movies. The Real Life Stormtroopers existed around the World War II era. A Stormtrooper was a member of the Nazi Militia, noted for brutality and violence. The Word "Stormtrooper" comes from the German words "Storm"(division) and "Truppen"(troops)

1. Its The Rebels! Shoot Them! (misses horribly)

2. Zeig Heil! Feindlich! Jagen Sie! (misses horribly)

by Hee Hee Hee July 11, 2005

stormtrooping

To run naked through the jungle or other somewhat isolated place with white guys and one dark guy to lead as Vader. Staggered, of course.

"Dude let's go stormtrooping!"
"Nah dude, Vader is taking a math test..."

Upon hearing roosters (ewoks) on a deserted trail:

"Okay guys, let's stormtroop this bitch. Long live the empire!"

by cemeteryseducer November 13, 2011