The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.
Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012
Get the fuser steamermug. A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024
Get the Tortilla steamermug. by Solfjkimblee April 1, 2025
Get the Steamer Specialistmug. When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.
Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.
Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.
Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.
by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018
Get the hoosier steamermug. Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.
Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.
Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.
Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.
by anonymous February 8, 2025
Get the iceland steamermug. A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
Get the thai steamermug.