Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021

Slow

Another way of saying “It’s not happening”

Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that

by Schneidine June 4, 2021

Slow

Domenic Di Martino on a motorbike

That guy just did a 2.09 around Phillip island…. Must of done a slow lap

by Drtruth888 February 9, 2023

kinda slow

When u are super slow at moments

Jaylen is kinda slow .

by Knowledgeiswise2004 November 24, 2017

National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023