winter sports

Just every single winter sport. Like snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, hockey... the list can go on forever. there's a separate olympics for these things!

Person: What do you think of winter sports?

Person: Which one?

by Mel Relph February 22, 2009

The France of American Sports

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.

New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

Rolex Sports Cars

Sports car racing for nascar fans

jim- Dude the Rolex Sports Cars race is on
john- so how many cup drivers are in this one?

by mb82 September 18, 2006

sportsphds

LOSERS who need therapy

The sportphds are so jealous of the beautiful people from their hometown, they need to talk crap all the time.

by jen April 9, 2003

Slortch

When the word Bitch, Slut or Whore doesn't cover it, a combination of all three.

Man, I can't believe that slortch cheated on you with a homless guy while you were paying all her bills.

Wow, she really is treating me like crap, what a slortch.

by dodgermutt February 3, 2010

sports guy

a guy who likes sports

there are four seasons: football, baseball, hockey & basketball

WAR MARCH MADNESS!

by Nasty Nate May 7, 2004