short stack

Three pancakes. Not five.

I wasn't that hungry after drinking all night, so I ordered a short stack and a side of pig dicks.

by Slambo August 18, 2005

shortyz

noun: a homosexual mexican that loves midgets to masturbate and ejaculate on his menudo.

shortyz was an abortion gone bad.

by the_one_who_owns_you May 29, 2003

short dick syndrome

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with short dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly

by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

Short nigga

A type of gay niggas that like to invade earth every 30 years because they run low on short nigga dildos

"Oh no hide our dildos short niggas are invading"

by Short nigga invading earth December 18, 2018

short hills

I'm a tad shocked at some of the comments about Short Hills. I'll grant you that it's an affluent town but, that in and of itself isn't a crime. Like any other town there are pros and cons. Yes, it has it's share of spoiled brats. It also has a ot of great people.

As for the schools being so great..i'm not so sure. i went to millburn high and grew up in SH. the principal of millburn high got in trouble for having sex with a student, gym teacher arrested for getting head from a young boy, psych teacher arrested for dealing coke to students. it's the parents to whom education is important that give millburn high it's success rate..not the school. the same parents, kids and famlies that many of you have bashed on these pages. give credit where credit is due.

bust your ass to be successful and someday you too may be able to trade in your blue collar problems for the equal but different problems enjoyed by the residents of Short Hills.

ps. i would like to see the Millburn High cheer changed to something other than, "that's allright, that's ok, you'll all work for us someday"

viva Short Hills!

by typical rich kid August 30, 2006

short bus

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

by Cory Skates June 25, 2005

short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006