up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

Shot through

Left the scene in a hurry, usually to avoid being arrested or avoiding having to pay or facing up to any responsibility.

When they found out the (police) (the ex) (the father in law) (dope peddler) was after them they shot through in the middle of the night. Australian saying.

by ratsbackside January 22, 2020

Shmuck

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

shibe

Coming from the dog breed Shiba Inus. They are the lords and rulers of all humans.

"My shibe bit me."

by shibelover66 October 13, 2017

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

by got1837 February 8, 2021

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Shelf

Lame

That’s so shelf!

by Bellesfolly December 3, 2020