Girl: did I get "Dream-Seminated"?
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
by RG2301 June 22, 2016
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Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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The product of air master bation.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
by 3veD June 8, 2019
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Including me... Yay...
They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.
Including me... Yay...
They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.
Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !
Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!
Person One: Wh-what-
Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*
Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*
Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!
Person One: Wh-what-
Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*
Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*
by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020
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