Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time
Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022
Get the lambing seasonmug. The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge
by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025
Get the Eff Seasonmug. an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010
Get the Once-A-Season Friendmug. A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
Get the Seasoned Crackermug. A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
Get the Seasonedmug. by put all season in one picture March 3, 2023
Get the put all season in one picturemug. During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024
Get the Xmas Anal Seasonmug.