season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations

calling someone a season washer

by cenuspenis August 19, 2023

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Spooky season

That time of year when girls wear revealing clothes outside of music festivals, the bedroom or the beach

It's spooky season, do you like my sexy nurse's outfit?

by thelosttwo01 October 1, 2022

Hollywood season

Giulia just said this to you and you feel really fucking stupid

“It’s the Hollywood season” (you think she meant to say holiday but she didn’t)

by Giuls December 27, 2023

fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

by ulticoach May 3, 2018

Dick hunting season

A girl that is always horny and is dick crazy she's always hunting for new dick.

That girl is always looking for new to it must be dick hunting season

by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025

Ball Dropping Season

The Season where boys in Middle school come back with thier voices sounding deeper, hair in thier ass, and an Adam’s apple

His voice is still high so ball dropping season hasn’t arrived yet

by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022