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Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.
There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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schief

i wish i was schief
by schief March 25, 2020
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Science Fiction denier

A person that denies hoaxes, fake science based news, science fiction (even by the best writers who won the Pulitzer Prize), science fiction reported by commentators on Fox News, or Russian Scientists (especially during US elections).
Some people don't believe the War of the Worlds even happened. The science fiction deniers don't even believe it happened after reading the book or watching the movies, or when peer reviewed on the internet.
by mlhiss April 7, 2020
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sciencery

Science + Sorcery = Sciencery. Appropriating science in an officious, impressive sounding way that convinces many people but is utterly foolish, inappropriate and often dangerous
Sciencery is the scourge of our times: how can we possibly listen to morons who blame 5G for covid or to flat earthers who defy Newton and Galileo.
by Adanny100 April 23, 2020
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Science

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.
by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020
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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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