Seed Sharing

{ceed cher-ing} verb, 1. sexual intercourse

Wow, look at her tits...I'd like to get down to some serious seed sharing with her!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

See-sawing

The 69 for the obese

For people who are so fat they cannot reach each others genitals, so have to rock in a see-sawing motion in order to complete the act, giving each other oral sex, taking turns

by Matty-halls August 3, 2011

spring chicken

a young naive person, often a women, often attractive

Did you see Spring Chickens 17? Had some real hotties in it...

by whacker1 June 28, 2020

Saxing

The act of sending grainy nude pictures via fax machine to a kindred sexual deviant. The poor image quality usually distorts the senders penis size and those who receive need to practice caution.

"Hey Daddy, why is this man choking his wee wee on the paper? Son, if you don' tell your mother I have been saxing with Uncle Terry, I will buy you a Power Wheel."

by Rich Chocolate May 8, 2011

good spring

When a male is giving another male a hand job and the ejaculation shoots up into the air like a geyser.

Guy 1: *moan*
Guy 2: That was a good spring!

by joshisbae June 9, 2016

like he gets a t4 for it every spring

Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.

'Man, Neil throws it in Moss' ass like he gets a t4 for it every spring'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

Spring Chicken

Almost naked or provacatively dressed female

"Grandma, Why don't you ever wear shorts? It's hot out for God's sake."
"What do I look like to you, a spring chicken?!"

This outfit make me look like a total slut. I wouldn't go that far, but you do look like a spring chicken.

by Slap Me Susan January 4, 2005