salty penguin

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

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Salty Cracker

A white guy with severe dandruff problems.

"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"

"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.

by Dennis Lopez March 4, 2004

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An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

by Indian Waiter July 4, 2006

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salty seagull

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..

Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?

by acubed January 13, 2008

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Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016

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salty balty

when a fly ass nigga get mad

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"

by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016

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