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Storkcraft

Storkcraft is often misused as a reference towards Starcraft Broodwar. (A game created by the gaming company Blizzard Ent.)

Storkcraft is accurately defined as the act of crafting Storks. Not a stork that finds itself a member of the Ciconiiformes family. Yet the stork known to many as Song Byung Ku, the Protoss player for the South Korean Starcraft progaming team Samsung KHAN.

The player Stork is actually mass manufactured in warehouses found scattered across Seoul, Korea. This is responsible for the reason he is never sick, doesn't seem to age, and in seemly everywhere at once.
Bad Example: Lim Yo Hwan aka SlayerS_'BoxeR' is a master of Storkcraft.

Proper Example: Stork ind is one of the founding fathers of Storkcraft.
by SimplyBaller February 18, 2009
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Stormtip

To Repeatedly rub the tip of your penis on a female's clit
I be Stormtippin' that pussy
by Stormtipper May 3, 2009
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Store Bought

Used in contrast to 'So Hot' to refer to someone who's 'sexy' look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. Often 'Store Bought' individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. Some of these celebrities are also 'Store Bought'
"Oh look!, another Store Bought Brittany Look-alike.
by Anno Nemus September 15, 2009
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stormfree

Stormfree, or storm free occurs usually on weekend evenings. For high school students it means that the parents are gone and a huge open house party is going to start.

For college students it means: Roommate is gone and girl(s) can come over to play some games, i.e. chess or taboo. Any kinds of games.
In all cases, stormfree is always when the room or house is empty and the lucky person can do whatever he/she wants to do. Smart people save some activities for stormfree nights.
Person 1: Wanna come over? I got stormfree!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You don't know??? That's the better way of saying fucking "free crib", "coast is clear" or shit like that.
Person 2: Ohh, now that's what we are talkin about, dawg.
Person 1: You got it son, invite some chicks and we get it goin.
Person 2: No problem, we'll be there in 1 hour. Peace out!
by Dual1ty October 25, 2009
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Stortford

Bishop's Stortford is a historic market town in the county of Hertfordshire. Nothing of historical significance is known of the Bishop's Stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. Brian from Brother was rumoured to be from there. However its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ''crazy colin'' a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ''Kev'' a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ''the Stef'' who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.
Look i don't care if your from ''Stortford'' you have to pay for it!!
by nounce June 23, 2011
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story time?" and "crop?

when a person gives oral sex to a man and receives anal after it.
Hey Tyrone look at that bitch in the comments saying "story time?" and "crop?" he must suck dick!
by darktalk April 1, 2022
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shit story

A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.
John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!
by obscure September 19, 2005
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