Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Short skirts

When a skirt is too short

Your skirts is too short ugh no one what to see your short skirts

Damm your so sexy because your skirts is too short

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

short man syndrome

The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.

Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?

by someone July 18, 2004

short

outta luck

look if you ain't got the money you're just short

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

short dizzle

a tiny penis that is usually owned by a wanna-be thug/wigger that claims to have a giant hog between his toothpicks

Gib wanted to be a porn star, until the talent scout told him he was a short dizzle.

by Jim Rieth September 7, 2004

short money

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.

I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.

by Jaded Ace January 25, 2012

Short Hills

One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and possibly one black person. The public school is practically private and the houses are bigger than apartment buildings. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. Finals are not allowed until high school, SATs are always aced. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Crime dosent exist so cops spend their time breaking up parties and "warning" people about using drugs. Girls shop at exclusive boutiques like Gotham, Manning's, Kids at Heart, and the Short Hills Mall. Guys customize their shoes and pop their "oh so ghetto" collars. Pride is taken in the losing football team and the horribly irritating cheerleaders. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up the weekends. Roughly 100 are attended. In 10th grade the same number of Sweet Sixteens are held. Parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. The bottom deciles of the graduating class of Millburn High still go to top 100 schools. The entire town reeks of spolied brat.See Millburn.

Short Hills, the fungus in the armpit of America.

by xyxyxyxyxyxy September 28, 2005