Shatisfied

the great feeling after taking a dump

person 1: man i haven't shit in a week.
person 2: dude that sucks.
person 1: tell me about it.
person 3:(coming out of b.r.) man am i shatisfied.
person 1:(to person 3) i fucking hate you.

by Anchor91 June 1, 2011

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.

I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.

by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

shatling

a derivative of shat
someone who has shat recently
what you would call someone who is full of shat

"Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."

by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011

shatty tatters

n. another word for "shitty tities".

that chick has a great ass but shatty tatters.

by zck31 January 5, 2012

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

shatburglar

Fecal matter that is hanging onto the inside wall of a toilet bowl

Well shit me...someones left a shatburglar in the toilet!

by chickengangnamstyle July 25, 2013