rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

On rub

not in working order

I fell over lastnight and broke my ankle i've been on rub since.

by RedlakeNationOjib March 21, 2021

Rub the Roast

A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.

She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023

gravy rub

At the completion of intercourse, the final, vigorous stroke as ejaculation commences.

Watching some cows mating, a farmer might saw "yep, there he goes, there's the gravy rub."

by Secretfrown May 30, 2016

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

by Jtown J July 6, 2022