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Redneck Pipe Cleaner 

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

Redneck fever 

When a redneck eats too much possum in one day.
Hey have you seen John?
No I think he has redneck fever.

Redneck Car Bomb 

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.

redneck safari 

An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.
Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.
redneck safari by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

redneck strap on 

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard
redneck strap on by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

redneck-repair six 

Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.
The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P
redneck-repair six by QuacksO June 23, 2019