Ralph oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell "RALPH OVEN!" and let him enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

John nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special Ralphie!

by Ralphie March 24, 2005

ralphitus

Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.

Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.

by magnus September 15, 2003

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

rally gene

The DNA which allows one to get wasted one night, recover, and then get one's drink on the next night.

Craig: Adam, you want to go to the club tonight and get our drink on?

Adam: Dude, I got wasted last night. Once I became 33 years old, my rally gene left my body. I can't get my drink on two nights in a row.

by Anti AMac December 13, 2007

Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009

ralphrim

When You give a rimjob to someome as they are ralphing into the toilet

The best cure for a hangover is a good ralphrim

by chichi09 December 1, 2009

Ralph "the eye" C

Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.

Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!

by MM99 December 19, 2010