Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.

Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!

by Brunpio January 1, 2012

protieneous

"sexy" "jacked" "double stacked triple jacked" "swol" "brawlic" "beastmode"

that dude is so protieneous

by Brawlic December 10, 2013

Protoesal

The act of a marriage proposal performed using one's own feet.

Damn homie, can you believe Joshua just gave Jessica the old fashioned protoesal?

Holy ****! That ****'* crazy, *****. I can't believe he went to Jared!

by joshuadavis May 18, 2014

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 15, 2015

Protein Shake

When you are doing anal, right before you climax , you put it in their mouth

You ever have truffle butter}? Well try this {protein shake!

by Bignuhhh September 16, 2015

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015