Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)

1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job

by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008

Poison the well

Great Hardcore/screamo band.
They have a hard time keeping members and only one of the original members remains.
Pick up opposite of december, You come before you, and Tear from the red today

Poison the Well's comming to town with Across Five Aprils? I'm so there!

by Mike November 7, 2004

peson

A perky nipple.

Se le nota el peson.

You can see her peson.

by Taino boy December 12, 2003

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

by nigger nick December 19, 2005

poon scoon

a dirty cunt ruffler

your a fucking poon scoon

by calvin Baxendale March 1, 2009

Poon Dabbler

One who dabbles with poon, or in other words, has sex with a lot of dirty girls.

Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!

Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!

Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!

by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009