glitter positive

HSV+

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.

by Sassybrat63252 November 5, 2022

Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask

I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair

by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022

nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.

Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023

Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Live Positive

Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression

I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.

by Tryagainguy1234 July 25, 2024

Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023