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Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
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Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know
by Montana Welter December 23, 2019
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.
I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Pool party

Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.
Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.
by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020
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Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.
Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.
by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022
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