"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021
Get the pizza pornmug. by Pizzadip15 August 25, 2017
Get the pizza dipmug. A pizza restaraunt
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018
Get the pizza landmug. by Urban Dictionary Employee #5 February 10, 2014
Get the pizza bowlmug. When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.
Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
by iHasPancreas November 15, 2021
Get the Pizza Cuckedmug. Pizza Dance was created to promote peace and unity, bread is a staple of life, and we all break bread, a pizza represents the world, as families, we sit around a pie of pizza and break bread together as a family, the toppings, unique as they can be, represents diversity, race, color, or gender is of no meaning, as a family consists of the parents, and the kids, we believe through unification world wide, the pizza dance should be a part of every ones life.
by The Pizza Dance Man August 1, 2011
Get the pizza dancemug. Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!
"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"
by bertieb999 November 7, 2015
Get the Pizza lovemug.