Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Personal Drainer

a plumber

My toilet has a leak. Better call my personal drainer

by AlloReg April 29, 2014

Personal Submersible

A dildo.

Janice's embarrassment found new heights when her friends burst into her apartment yelling "Happy Birthday!" only to find her alone spread eagle on the couch and right up to the finger-tips with her new personal submersible.

by ebettz May 10, 2014

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016

personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.

*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group

by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016

To Ali a person

When u complement a person and roast them together.

Kevin: Say, that’s a nice sweater you’re wearing

Mathew: What are you talking about? It’s ugly as shit. My wife made me wear it

Kevin: Well in comparison to your wife that sweater is beautiful

(An example as to how To Ali a Person)

by Subaru harison November 7, 2019