period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
by Methodical Muse August 16, 2018
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period ah

a word you would use when agreeing with someone, or just saying it after any sentence is fine too.
You can also use period uh which would be in a negative way obvi.
Person A: I finally peed today.
You: period ah
or

Person B: I haven't peed today.
You: period uh
by qwertyuiop104 September 30, 2022
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period ah

omg becky is so not period ah, shes period uh
by anonymous banana lol September 24, 2022
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 16, 2023
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by Uncle Snap June 03, 2023
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Gaming Period

The gaming period is similar to the thing girls do but is unisex.
During your gaming period, you get really toxic and have short tempers.
by xX Agent 420 Xx October 28, 2020
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