"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021
Get the pizza pornmug. I was so drunk last night I ate a hole pizza and didn't know it until I looked in the mirror in the morning. Yumm.
by Rusty Metal October 19, 2009
Get the hole pizzamug. When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on Acid resulting in sprinkling acid toppings on your well done pizza, leading you to blurt out, "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
by FancyFingers The Clown. October 5, 2018
Get the Acid Pizzamug. A pizza restaraunt
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018
Get the pizza landmug. Person1: Bruh did you hear pizza boy just bought ANOTHER pair of AirPods
Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell
Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell
by gOlA cHiLiS December 4, 2019
Get the Pizza boymug. by greatlakestony November 20, 2009
Get the pizza bubblesmug. Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
by Maeli November 21, 2009
Get the Pizza Guzzlermug.