Petroxion

As you can see, the first definition is obviously the correct one.

I hate Dan.

by Coot February 26, 2003

Patrocinio

word originated in Lamego (Portugal) to define a source of complexity and/or contradictory issues.

What do you think about that doble loop system? it is totally patrocinio

by verderevelde November 24, 2011

Poon Patrol

Going on the lookout for that tasty vagina and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.

Person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

Person 2: *gets gun out* poon poon

Person 1: mad poon patrol

by Sergeant Major Poon February 27, 2013

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

Pedro

perverted portugese boy, that likes to play slender man, two pairs of boobs and how i met your mother (Barney) he has small penis.

Stop watching how i met your mother, you are such a pedro!

by safcdauihec23t5 December 9, 2012

vote for pedro

An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.

Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.

by Caius Justinas July 1, 2005