Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

pendictive

Pendictive is an ubiquitous adjective, widely recognized among scholars and in academics for use in all sorts of discourse. It must be stressed that this word is very much real. The adjective is unique in its property of being universally appropriate and applicable as a description of the universe as a whole and/or all its entities.

Me: *perfected british accent* "That's a bit pendictive, innit?"

You: *another outstanding british accent* "Yeh, I'd say so"

by hi friend smile November 4, 2020

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.

Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...

by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

pencil

A type of wood

I have 10000000000000000000000000 pencil's!

by RRReeeggg November 17, 2020

Pencil

Me shoving my fat 10 inch cock down your moms fat slimy double chinned throat

pencil

by Asian cuisine November 23, 2020

Peni s

Peni s

“Nice cock bro”
“I like your cock g”
A peni s is the male version of a hotdog

by Bearboi is MAD November 23, 2020

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020